So I decided to chase my cat...
...and it resulted in me falling up the stairs. That's right, up. You've never done it? Well... Let me tell you, it results in floor flying at your head significantly faster than if you were to fall down the stairs, or fall on level ground. Furthermore, the floor that flies at your head is significantly edgier. And those, in turn, result in this:
posted by Gideon Humphrey at 7:08 PM
9 Comments:
Dude! Are you going to get stitches?
Uh, I hope not. I don't think I need them. I'm not really sure how you tell.
Are you still bleeding?
if bloody.head(yes) then
goto hospital
else
carry.on();
Haven't noticed any bleeding since applying a band-aid, so hopefully I'm okay.
Also, for the record, doesn't bloody.head usually indicate that head is a method applied to the bloody object?
Better pseudo could be:
if head.isBloody()==True then
head.MoveTo(Hospital);
else
head.CarryOn();
Its been about 5 years since I've programmed more than a NWN script, but the sight of a goto statement still bothers me, much in the same way 'yous guys' might bother an English major....
Heh, now I know who I don't want around in case of medical emergency: you guys. You'd just stand there discussing code or magic cards while I bleed to death. :)
So, it looks like you've found another way to generate comments on your blog besides cats.
Although, to be fair, you mentioned cats so that's probably what attracted people's attention.
Cats have admittedly been unreasonably popular, but I think you underestimate schadenfreude.
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